Hello there! I'm Miranda. 20 years old, obsessed with The Legend of Zelda, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, and Eva, my motorcycle.

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

interstellarhitchhiker:

so my biggest question about acnl is

why dont you, as mayor, get a salary

like how is it than an entire village of cartoon animals expects you to upkeep the town and pay for public works projects as some kind of slave human

lildrummerdrew:

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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always reblog

QR CODES

Simple names for surgical operations

daughter-of-sevenless:

-tomy: The surgeon cut something.

-ectomy: The surgeon cut something out.

-ostomy: The surgeon cut something to make a mouth. If one organ is named, the mouth opened to the outside of the patient. If two organs are named, the mouth connected two organs.

-plasty: The surgeon changed the shape of an organ.

-pexy: The surgeon moved the organ to the right place.

-rraphy: The surgeon sewed something up.

-desis: The surgeon made two things stick to one another.

(Source: pathguy.com)

everydaylouie:

"will i ever make it?…"

peterandstiles:

deckthebunkers:

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

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(Source: my-patronus-is-a-winchester)

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(Source: shiseiken)

(Source: margherita-mattera)

heroesofhyrule:

spazzykins:


kaialone:

I never realized Jalhalla had a face.

HOLY SHIT




PLEASE KEEP THIS MASK ON AT ALL TIMES

heroesofhyrule:

spazzykins:

kaialone:

I never realized Jalhalla had a face.

HOLY SHIT

PLEASE KEEP THIS MASK ON AT ALL TIMES

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description